Adrian Mole and the Weapons of Mass Destruction - Tapa dura

Adrian Mole is thirty-four and three quarters, almost officially middle-aged, when Tony Blair asserts in Parliament that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction that could reach Cyprus. Naturally, Adrian's first thought is to cancel his holiday trip to Cyprus, and apply to the Prime Minister for proof to support his claim for a refund of the approximately $100.00 deposit he's paid.
But Adrian has bigger problems. He is engaged to Marigold, but obsessed with her voluptuous sister. And he is so deeply in debt to banks and credit card companies that it would take twice his entire monthly salary as a bookshop clerk to ever repay them. He needs a guest speaker for his creative writing group's dinner in Leicestershire and thinks Cherie Blair would fill the bill.